So I’m off to college today and that means the end of a working computer.

Remember to embarrass Brooklyn for its his birthday today!

Until I get my laptop fixed, tah-tah!

danawulf:

Oh god someone help me.

danawulf:

Oh god someone help me.

My muse agrees to be completely honest and spare no details for one of your muse’s curiosities, but only one. What does your muse try to find out from mine?
My muse agrees to be completely honest and spare no details for one of your muse’s curiosities, but only one. What does your muse try to find out from mine?

New Girl + How to be an adult part 2 // (part 1)

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  • "Just because we're good-looking doesn't make us villains."
  • "You’re the AT&T of people."
  • "I wanted to live in the moment."
  • "They're just jealous."
  • "I was so unpopular that the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic!"
  • "Your love is toxic! And it destroys everything it touches!"
  • "People can find the good in just about anyone but themselves."
  • "Alcohol makes people sad. It's the Lifetime movie of beverages."
  • "You're not worth the monologue."
  • "When you become roommates with friends, the things you love about them become the things that makes you want to smother them with a pillow."
  • "I don't really know how [girl/boy]friends work, but I don't think you have one any more."
  • "I was never one to hold grudges. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."
  • "I refused to give Santa a Christmas list because I didn't want to depend on any man for anything."
  • "It’s like God spilled a person."
  • “Maybe forcing things to be bright just makes the darkness underneath even darker.”
  • "I can't count the reasons I should stay."
  • "I'm comforted by your facial symmetry."
  • "If I had a final wish, I'd use it to stay alive."
  • "It's cool to know other people think about this stuff, too."
  • "To the empowerage of words."
  • "If all I wanted was sex, I could get it from plenty of people without having to go through all this crap."
  • "I can't think of a better use of my time here than being unconscious."
  • "Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain."
  • "There you go. Treating me like Judas. Judging me like Judy."
  • "I'm much sadder than you. I'll figure out why later."
  • "Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
  • "You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth!"
  • "You'll never be alone."
  • "People use each other. That doesn't mean there aren't good feelings that go along with it."
  • "I don't know who told you that pouting was an option, but all you're making me feel right now is hatred of Renee Zellweger."
  • “You are better than you think you are. You're just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself.”
  • "What does this look like? An hour-long episode of The Office?"
  • "Set phasers to love me!"
  • "Left unattended, I will end up doing [him/her] like a crossword."
  • "I thought this was America. Not Arizona."
  • "Don't tell me what I can't do! What are you, Cosmo's July quiz?"
A Study in Pink Starter Sentences
  • "You just wrote ‘still has trust issues’."
  • "Nothing happens to me."
  • "Fine. We'll start with the riding crop."
  • "Bad day was it?"
  • "A man's alibi depends on it. Text me."
  • "You’re wearing lipstick. You weren't wearing lipstick before."
  • "Sorry. You were saying?"
  • "I was wondering if you’d like to have coffee?"
  • "And what's wrong with the landline?"
  • "I prefer to text."
  • "Er, here, use mine."
  • "What happened to the lipstick?"
  • "How do you feel about the violin?"
  • "Okay, you've got questions."
  • "That was amazing."
  • "What do people normally say?"
  • "Did I get anything wrong?"
  • "No, seriously, what am I doing here?"
  • "You were thinking. It's annoying."
  • "It's obvious, isn't it?"
  • "Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
  • "You don’t have a girlfriend, then?"
  • "So you've got a boyfriend?"
  • "Right, okay. You're unattached, just like me. Fine. Good."
  • "No. I'm not asking— no. I was just saying. Its all fine."
  • "Do you know you do that out loud?"
  • "That's clever. Is it clever? Why is it clever?"
  • "We've got a serial killer on our hands. Love those, there's always something to look forward to."
  • "Did he offer you money to spy on me...?"
  • "Because you're an idiot. No, no, no, don't be like that, practically everyone is."
  • "You can't just break into my flat!"
  • "It's a drugs bust!"
  • "I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything that you could call recreational."
  • "Oh I volunteered."
  • "Are these human eyes?"
  • "Put those back!"
  • "It's an experiment!"
  • "Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me!"
  • "Ignore all of that. It's just the, uh, shock talking."
  • "Oh, what, now? I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket."
  • "Well, you have just killed a man."
  • "Stop it! We can't giggle at a crime scene."
  • "Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does for the traffic."
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